I generally approve when my family play tricks with a picture of me, except I have to put my paw down if it makes me look ridiculous. This green one is interesting. It set me thinking: how green am I in other ways?

I’m not a member of a green political party, so I’m not Green with a capital G. In the environmental and ecological way, I do my bit:
* I don’t drive a car
* I don’t eat non-organic food
* I don’t leave the tap running
* I don’t kill spiders
* I don’t buy furniture from endangered rainforests

Environmentally-friendly stuff is often about not doing things, so perhaps I should say “I do my bit of not doing”?